Dad Grass Goodtime Formula CBD + GBG Gummies - 12u Case
- Description
- Quick Facts
- Gummy Formulation
- Diets & Allergies
- Usage Instructions
- Effects To Expect
- Testing Results
- Legal Disclaimers
Price Per Unit: $21
Suggested Retail Price: $42
This case contains 12 units.
Cannabinoids:
- 300MG CBD and 300MG CBG per bottle
- 10MG CBD and 10MG CBG per gummy
- Powered by Vertosa fast-acting nanotech Contains under .3% THC
Serving Size:
- 1 gummy = 1 serving
- 10MG CBD and 10MG CBG per serving
- 30 servings per bottle
Recommended Daily Ritual:
- Pop 1 or 2 gummies when your good times have left you feeling, well, less than great.
Ingredients:
- Tapioca syrup, cane sugar, water, cannabis emulsion (CBD and CBG), natural flavors, pectin, citric acid, sodium citrate, natural colors (from fruit and vegetable sources)
Attributes:
- Vegan
- Non GMO
- Gluten Free
- No Artificial Flavors
Free Of:
- Herbicides
- Pesticides
- Contaminants
- Heavy Metals
All Dad Grass Gummies are formulated from the same 100% Organic hemp flower that we roll up in our joints. They’re fast acting. Pleasantly potent. High in the helpful cannabinoids like CBD, CBG and CBN. Rich with terpenes. No funky chemicals. No GMOs. No nonsense. Just high quality plant-based ingredients, subtly sour fruit flavors and some seriously small-scale science. A new and much-improved recipe for beneficial bites that taste as good as they feel.
So how'd we do it? We partnered with our favorite organic, responsible hemp farmers to get their best, freshly-squeezed, CBD and CBG crude oil. Otherwise known as liquid gold. Then we tapped the nerds over at Vertosa to emulsify this premium extract through their advanced nanotechnology, giving us a stable solution of microscopic Mary-J molecules that are easier for your body to digest. This means faster onset times, higher efficacy and more bioavailability when we infuse them into our tasty bites.
After we leave the lab we head on over to the confection section. To get that perfectly chewy and velvety smooth mouth-feel, we ditched chalky, tacky gelatin in favor of our gentle citrus-based pectin perfection. Then we went deep into the produce section, drawing inspiration from some of our favorite fruit pairings. These Goodtime Formula Gummies are stuffed with floral hibiscus flavor with a refreshing twist of lime. And for some surprise with your delight, we added a superfine sugar dusting with a subtly sour finish.
Vegan. Non-GMO. Gluten-free. That's the way gummies ought be! We believe that your daily dose should be as gentle as it is powerful. That's why we developed a better, more responsible recipe that's kind to your body and to our planet. You can expect the best from these gummies on the inside and out because of their all-natural, fruit-derived, organic, vegan ingredients. Nothing artificial or icky. Ever.
Adults: Pop 1 or 2 gummies throughout the day to keep the good times rollin'. Although this 1:1 formula is good anytime, we like to drop it when our good times have left us feeling, well, less than great. We’ve all been there. The morning after a long night out on the town. A couple hours post-workout. That first obligation after a trip across time zones. Any Monday. Delivered in equal parts, the two cannabinoids work together to put us back in the game.
When taken daily, our gummies prime the body's endocannabinoid system which regulates organ function, stress responses and other physiological systems. That's good for you, because the benefits of our formulas will build up in the body over time so you can stay in the groove, day after day.
When Dad and Mom walk into a bottle, they tend to make you feel… good. Our friends tell us that the Dad Grass Goodtime Gummies will have you feeling recovered (thanks to the CBD) and re-energized (thanks to the CBG) so you can keep the good times rollin’. Like our Joints, Flower and Tinctures, our Goodtime Gummies tends to widen smiles without altering minds, but has the added benefit of clearing that post-push fog.
We can’t help but go the extra mile to make sure what we’re serving you is 100% pure and of the highest quality. Every one of our gummy bottles has a little colored label that helps you learn more about the gummies inside. A quick glance will give you the batch number as well as the cannabinoid profile and amount of THC (always below the federally legal amount of 0.3%). Scan the QR code and you’ll find the detailed testing report, also known as a Certificate of Analysis (COA), done by the same independent third-party labs that test the marijuana products you find in dispensaries. You can also view it here.
Not only do our labs determine the precise concentrations of THC and CBD, CBG or CBN, they also make sure our gummies are free of herbicides, pesticides, mold, fungus, bacteria, heavy metals or other toxins (basically all of the yucky stuff). This is especially important for gummies because any contaminants that creep their way into the soil or onto the crop will become more concentrated, and therefore more toxic, when the plants are distilled into a liquid form.
Don’t worry, we nip this issue in the bud by only using 100% Organic hemp grown under the sun using regenerative farming techniques. Then, just to be absolutely sure that our gummies are as perfect as you deserve, we put the finished product through a battery of tests and we always pass with flying colors.
THC Content is at or below the legal limit of 0.3%.
You must be 21 or older to purchase or consume these products.
The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act require this notice.
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