Introducing the Chanukah Candles 5-Pack Dad Stash. This holiday season, hide your joints in plain sight with our new Dad Stash that looks like a box of Chanukah Candles!
If you’re a member of the tribe, your holiday rituals might look a bit different from your neighbors’. While they’re putting up the Christmas lights, you’re bringing down that Chanukah box, dusting off your menorahs, and calling your mother about Bubbe’s famous brisket recipe. And when they’re still hunting down the perfect gifts to put under the tree, you’re already lighting the candles, gorging on oily treats and spinning those eight crazy nights away. But whether you’re a Jew or a Gentile (or anything else for that matter), the holiday season is first and foremost a time for celebration. And that means we’re all looking forward to a whole bunch of gift-giving, eating, imbibing and, of course, grass-smoking with the ones we love.
This year, the year 5781 according to the Hebrew calendar, we’ve got a little present that will help you get lit up without spinning out. Our new Chanukah Candles Dad Stash looks totally kosher, like it’s straight from the OGs in Jerusalem. But it’s actually concealing a 5-Pack of Dad Grass CBD joints. Leave ‘em out on the counter all week long, right next to the dreidels and chocolate gelt. Your kids only have eyes for the presents.
More ‘Tree’ Than ‘Menorah’? Don't Feel Left Out!
This Stash is sure to be both the year’s most unexpected (but universally appreciated) stocking stuffer as well as grooviest way to show your Jewish friends you’re hip to the Hebrew hemp. In fact, giving the gift of grass is a mitzvah (so says Dad Grass’s Rabbi). Just remember to order soon because Chanukah starts December 10th.
